Cops Have Better Things to Do Than Enforce the Inane Strictures of the Smoking Stasi
MINOT, N.D. — Brace yourselves, dear readers, for a stunning revelation comes our way.
“Only two of 35 vape shops in North Dakota fully complied with the state’s smoke-free law, according to the findings of a study recently published by North Dakota State University,” Michelle Griffith reports.
I’m shocked that people who operate vape shops aren’t martinets about North Dakota’s inane smoking policies.
The vapers haven’t properly posted their no-smoking signs? Be still my heart.
People are smoking less than 20 feet from an establishment? Call out the National Guard.