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A Solution for the Dakota Access Pipeline: Let’s Just Sell the Oil to Hobbits

A Solution for the Dakota Access Pipeline: Let’s Just Sell the Oil to Hobbits

I’ve found a solution for the #NoDAPL situation. Instead of building a pipeline, let’s just sell the oil to the hobbits. I’m serious. We could get Gandalf to ride Shadowfax to North Dakota once every week or so, then he could wave his magic staff about and transmogrify the oil into delicious crumpets which then could be sold

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