Miss Teen South Carolina Speaks. Sort Of.
This is making the rounds. I can’t watch it again. Why?
Because every time I see it I cringe in embarrassment for her, her parents, our school system, Americans, the human race general and South Carolina in particular. Yeeks.
This girl should be eternally grateful that she has won some genetic lottery and that she looks like that. Her meal ticket in life will have very little to do with brain power.
What? Too harsh?
How about this…..I think that the teachers in whatever school she Forrest Gumped her way through should be dragged from their class rooms and publicly horsewhipped, tarred and feathered, then run out of town on a rail. Somebody was asleep at the wheel on this one.
I’d like to say I feel sorry for her, the poor synapse challenged thing, but when you look the way she looks brains will be the least of her worries in life. She’ll do just fine, better than most of us other mortals, really. Just look at Hollywood for empirical proof of that.
Hoo, boy.
